Monday, October 26, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
YC09 "The NEW Deal"
Sign-up for Youth Camp by the 18th of October (Sunday) to purchase a
The deal: To wear your
T-shirt sales now open.
Friday, October 9, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Ah Beng's NEW jokes
Laughter the Best Medicine
Here are some Ah Beng’s jokes before camp…
1) Ah Beng comes back to his car and find a NEW note saying 'Parking Fine'. He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment'.
2) Ah Beng bought a NEW mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book and said, 'My Mobile number has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610.
3) How do you recognize Ah Beng in School? He is the one who erases the NEW notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
4) Aoccdrnig to Ah Beng's NEW theroy on Enlgish, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
I think all of us can understand what Ah Beng wrote above. So he must be right. So Ah Beng can be quite clever after all.
5) Ah Beng went to school with his NEW shirt. It was all wet. His teacher asked him, “Ah Beng, why is your shirt wet? Ah Beng replied, “I just bought it from Mega Mall and it says here Wash and Wear”
Finding for something NEW other than Ah beng’s jokes? Come and find out what’s NEW for camp this year!
eugene